“Doctor Who just won’t be the same without The Doctor going on about his dick all the time.”
The BBC has just announced that the new Doctor Who will be a woman, and fans are mostly very happy about it. The casting of Jodie Whittaker is a fantastic move – not only is it great from a representation standpoint, but after 50 years as a white dude, it kind of makes sense that sci-fi’s favourite time-travelling, shape-shifting alien would feel like a bit of a change of pace.
Sadly, it is a law of the internet that for every positive reaction there will be a wildly disproportionate negative one. It happened with lady Star Wars and it happened with lady Ghostbusters and you can be damn sure it’s happened with lady Doctor Who.
Imagine one of your favourite shows but with someone of the opposite gender playing your favourite character(s). Hell.
— Jamie Ghis (@GhisPerrier) July 16, 2017
And again the PC brigade get their way.
R.I.P Doctor Who
— NeathBlue (@NeathBlue) July 16, 2017
So even Dr. Who has capitulated to the Leftist social agenda and cast a woman as the Doctor. Now watch the ratings tank like never before.
— J. Davila-Ashcraft (@revjackashcraft) July 16, 2017
Fortunately, social media users have no time for sexist Whovians, and have quickly made a sport out of mocking their stupid baby faces.
If you’re angry about #doctor13 possibly being a woman, just remember:
1) Its not real
2) The Doctor is an alien
3) You’re a moron
— Northern Loudmouth (@Mike_Loudmouth) July 16, 2017
Let’s piss off men even more and have an all women screening of the first Doctor Who episode
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) July 16, 2017
I don’t need femimsms a female Doctor Who? What next, women becoming doctors in real life? Who will answer the phones????
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) July 16, 2017
Just been outside for the 1st time since we’ve had a lady #DoctorWho. Everything’s on fire, the sky’s fallen in & there are bras everywhere?
— Clayton Hickman (@claytonhickman) July 16, 2017
*The T.A.R.D.I.S lands and #Doctor13 steps out. She sees a man staring*
Her: Hi. I’m The Doctor.
Him: Doctor…so? Is that like a nurse?
— Elizabeth Flux (@ElizabethFlux) July 16, 2017
WE HAVE TAKEN YOUR GHOSTBUSTERS AND STAR WARS AND SUPERHEROES AND DOCTOR WHO NOTHING IS SACRED WE WILL DEFILE IT ALL WITH OUR WOMANLY HANDS
— gracelyn (@andlivefromny) July 16, 2017
“Doctor Who is being run by PC lefties now”
In 1963, it had a woman producer and was directed by a gay Asian man. #doctor13 #DoctorWho
— Chris Down (@PlingetheElder) July 16, 2017
Doctor Who just won’t be the same without The Doctor going on about his dick all the time.
— Geoff Lloyd (@GeoffLloyd) July 16, 2017
Random Internet Guy: How can the Doctor be a woman?
Me: Wow, you sound pretty mad about Doctor Who
Random Internet Guy: What’s ‘Doctor Who?’
— JenAshleyWright (@JenAshleyWright) July 16, 2017
me before reading the comments: oh cool the new Doctor Who is a woman
me after reading the comments: i hope Doctor Who is never a man again
— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) July 16, 2017
OH I LOVE THE TEARS OF MEDIOCRE WHITE MEN. #doctor13 #doctorwho
— nads from paramore ✨ (@hpbands) July 16, 2017
nerd boys: i hate that there’s a female Doctor Who!!! if a woman is in it i’m OUT!
also nerd boys: women won’t date me because i’m too nice
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) July 16, 2017
You folk hating on The Doctor today disgust me.
*I’ve* been pissed since they *named* the show. It should be Doctor Whom.#DoctorWho
— Pat Rothfuss (@PatrickRothfuss) July 16, 2017
Jodie Whittaker will take over as Doctor Who next year. So you’d better get used to the idea.