Some lies you can get away with. These are not those.
What are the odds?! So wild!!!
Damn! This dude must be absolutely ripped!
This just proves the power of a child’s voice! From the mouth of babes, indeed!
My goodness! Another wise child!!!
My hand just covered my open mouth! The wisdom of this toddler!
Dah! Did this teacher get played or what? Soooo funny!
Alpha dawg right here, amirite?! Safe to say I don’t want to run into him in a dark alley!
HA! How funny! What a story!!!
Major oops! Does this person have egg on their face or what?
I don’t know about you but I’m saluting Jesus with one hand and America with the other right now! So choked up!
Boy, did that guy at Walmart guess right or what?
Ooooooooh! Playa! Clever, clever, clever.
Daaaaang! We got another playa right over here, folks!
My goodness! That IS bad customer service!
Now THAT is what I call a miscommunication!
Well played, sir! To those six couples, may I say, “Buuusted!”
That IS dumb! Man, I would’ve loved to have been there to see this oopsie happen (and it totally did happen)!
Sooo interesting! I mean if a NASA person said it it’s gotta be true, right?
Whoa! McDonald’s really should hire this person! What a talent!
Boy, did that company step in it, lolololol:
Daaaamn! If you’re a better writer than Shakespeare or “the president” I bet you would receive an applause!
How did this guy pull this off! Total legend! And then they watched It Chapter Two! You’d think a teacher would get in trouble for showing a movie like that, but I guess not since it totally happened!
That sure showed that stupid atheist professor! I wonder if the marine got arrested for assault? It doesn’t say so, so I’m thinking not. Anyway, love this true anecdote!
OMG, does that mean? DOES THAT MEAN? Whoa!
This guy is really, REALLY fast! Good job, Rob!
Damn! This guy is a playa! So cool!
So is this guy! Boy, he sure is smooth!
She looked at him with “complete lust,” bit her lip, AND moaned quietly! Looks like we gotta ANOTHER playa!
Oh mah gah I would die. Siri you did her dirty!
And they forgot all about it! Yuk, yuk! Such fun!
A slow clap at Target? WISH. I. WAS. THERE.
This guy made hundreds of people laugh! What a cutup!
Ooooh, that boss sure did mess with the WRONG girlfriend!
How…magical! They are SO getting married after this actual event that definitely happened, don’t you agree!
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