Just when you thought she’d disappeared for good, Belle Delphine has returned to the internet and she’s got some major plans in store for her loyal simps.
But we can now say Belle is back, having shared a series of the unusual posts you’d expect from the cosplay creator.
Over on Twitter, where she’s got 1.6 million followers, she posted a couple of pics of her with her phone, writing: “Damn, time flies when ur rich.”
In a follow-up tweet, she said: “In all seriousness – I really am glad to be back and seeing all your familiar faces again!
“The internet has always been such a big part of my life and this past year I feel like I’ve missed… A LOT.
“Guess I’ve got some catching up to do!?”
And this is where things start getting a bit, well, Belle Delphine. Alongside some snaps of her eating slime, she revealed that she’d accidentally eaten glass.
A screenshot of a conversation between her and a fan shows that she decided to give the old ‘you can fit a lightbulb in your mouth but it can’t be taken out’ trick.
While most people know not to try this at home, Belle decided to give it a whirl, leading to what appears to be a very bloody mouth.
She wrote, “I can’t believe I literally one girl, one lightbulb’d myself,” adding, “You have no idea how much this hurt.”
But she didn’t end there – next up was a series of selfies in which she’s dressed as a Subway worker, which she captioned: “hehehe just put glass in your sandwich.”
It appears all of this activity was building up to her most recent update – a spoof of those old school ‘you wouldn’t steal a car’ piracy adverts. You know the ones.
In Belle’s version, she jokes that ‘not buying her OnlyFans is against the law’, teasing that it’s ‘coming May 1st’.
Anyone who’s followed the 22-year-old’s activities over the past couple of years will know that she’s already been active on the adult content sharing platform, which begs the question – what’s she got planned for Mayday?
Guess we’ll have to wait until the end of the week to find out.
Maybe she’s going to pull another stunt like the one that got her famous? In case you’d forgotten, the influencer made a name for herself by selling jars of her own bath water for $30 (£24) a pop.
Dozens of people have commented on her return to social media, with one writing: “She came back when we needed her most.”
“The internet knew tranquility in your absence and it was nice, but honestly I’m dying to see how this escapade ends,” quipped another.
A third added: “The funniest part is how much more creative this is than 99% of simp bait out there.”