The third wedding celebration of the newest Kardashian marital merger – i.e. Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian, aka, Kravis, was a lavish spectacle that took place over a period of many hours and various meals. “The breakfasts, lunches, dinners, they all had their own Italian style and flair, all had music, either live or a DJ, and the wine and champagne was flowing nonstop,” one source told Life & Style. “There wasn’t one detail overlooked,” the source added. Well, source, the internet apparently begs to differ.
“The pasta portion size at Kourtney Kardashian’s wedding is the one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen,” tweeted one critic about the reception’s pasta stations, which were viewable through videos posted to Kylie Jenner’s Instagram story, per People. There were cannoli stations too, but we need to talk about the pasta, apparently, because that’s what seems to be freaking the most people out. A single portion is pictured above, although “single portion” may be redundant from the looks of this bite-size serving. (Though a user insisted, “That’s not even a bite.) To paraphrase Twitter user @NathanLewisWV, it kind of makes one wonder why it wasn’t just straight-up served in a shot glass.
Nevertheless, there’s a lot to be said in favor of a moderate portion of pasta such as this, particularly when cannoli is being served as well. And as Twitter user @HainingMary points out, small portion sizes are “normal in Italy.”